Posters (13"x19") $12* & (17"x25") - $35*
There are four. Take your pick.
Screenplay - hard copy $10* or pdf emailed - $2
Final original shooting script used in production.
Crew T-shirts - 100% cotton S,M,L,XL - $30*
Slightly used huggable stuffed toys*
Vino Veritas bottles**
Thrift store ensembles***
Erotic cast photos
color or b/w 8x11 prints - $25*
This is it.
*easier and cheaper to buy at your local thrift store and probably a good idea to wash before hugging
**fill with your favorite box wine for a stimulating dinner conversation piece
***requires getting Aaron to take you around to the numerous thrift stores in Santa Fe, his fee is negotiable
****a healthier alternative if you're not using olive oil
*****one empty 1.5L bottle and one empty 3L box available
******sorry they've all been drunk and recycled
Canola oil spray****
Piss Worthy Beer******
I've had an erection for over four hours, but I'm not telling
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